block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension

Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀

by Dave ias October 12, 2025

Clifford University

A tertiary institution in South Eastern Nigeria synonymous to stress and suffering. When you’re in CLU, your life have spoil

Person 1: Things are rough bro, it’s like a plague of Egypt. I don’t think there’s anything worse.
Person 2: wait till you get to Clifford University

by Wil-blaq July 24, 2024

University School of Milwaukee

University School of Milwaukee is a shitty ass private school in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin. This school is the worst fucking school in Wisconsin and sucks at sports with nothing more than state titles in only tennis and hockey. This school still manages to burn more money on athletics than any other school in Wisconsin and spends more on athletics than public schools do to operate yearly. The staff often likes to fuck students in the bathroom stalls and does not give a fuck about students or what they are teaching. Every other kid here is a fucking rich kid and either drives a G-Wagon or a Urus. They still manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy despite costing $3000-4000 more in tuition. The student body consist of weird ass kids and pedophiles and no one here is attractive. If you want a good reason to kill your self, choose USM.

Additional info:
If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM

Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?

Yea bro.

Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.

by KoolKidsKlub52 July 1, 2024

Quantum...ly Entangled Universes

No, honey. Not necessarily parallel but, like...

Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Universe

something really fuckin useless that shouldn’t have been made in the first place

Random cosmic being: look what I did isn’t it bEauTIful?
Random being: why the fuck would you do that.
Universe: hrjfjfjhdhdndgydjsv

by that guy in the bus November 16, 2018

Madonna university, Nigeria

A type of punishment given to people for sins of their childhoods.

A way parents escape their least loved children.

Even sec man has more rights than the students in Madonna university, Nigeria.

by Acetaminophena October 21, 2023

The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.

Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."

by BlkFlg August 10, 2024