sam is a stinky bum bum negro who is very stinky, they are a double whammy (an alcoholic and a junkie, DOUBLE WHAMMY!)
they were also a victim of unpenising and repenising.. sam was my test subject, all sams.. they hate negros and whites and browns and all of them and womens and them all.
they were also a victim of unpenising and repenising.. sam was my test subject, all sams.. they hate negros and whites and browns and all of them and womens and them all.
sam: oh boy i am so happy that i got repenised! i was mourning the loss of my funny little friend and he got returned to me! i love my skin flute <3
by Crinklesnoop Hater January 25, 2025
Get the sammug. Sam is the greatest person you could meet. he will always make sure your days aren’t bad. he’ll be there for you when you need him and he’ll love you unconditionally. he’s truly the best. Sam is very handsome too. his hair looks great and soft and his eyes are blue and pretty. you’d want to look into them forever. Once you see Sams face you have the urge to hold it and look at it for hours. Sam had the cutest face ever and you just want to kiss it all over. Sam has the cutest nose and lips. His style is great. Sam can’t go one day looking bad. he could wear a trash bag and still be handsome. Sam is amazing and once you meet him you’re gonna fall in love with him. Sam will make you feel safe and loved and wanted. He’s gonna be your reason to live.
SAM IS MY BOYFRIEND HZJRJFKZKRKKAKAK
by A13x1$ <3 December 5, 2020
Get the sammug. by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020
Get the Sammug. by Harvlife February 12, 2021
Get the Sammug. sam is not thick af
by fghjhgfdfghgfdfghgtfrd January 15, 2020
Get the sammug. A violent and badass girl. She has a really sarcastic/sarchotic and dark sense of humor so many people can dislike her, but she gives the best advice. She also has a sporty/tomboy personality and can kick your ass if she wants to. She rarely smiles and has the world’s scariest death stare. She is very smart so gets annoyed by dumb things that girls do. She prefers the company of annoying boys rather than prissy girls. Sam would rather break stuff, go skateboarding and play Assassin’s Creed rather than hang out with girls at the mall, wear makeup and go for girly sleepovers. She likes rock, rap and emo pop compared to stupid, slow love songs. She has grown up with 4 brothers/ cousin brothers so she knows how to deal with dumbass boys.
Sam is AMAZING.
by Jospixnajaopamx February 27, 2020
Get the Sammug. 