Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

Bae In Law

Your best friend’s bae.

That’s my best friend’s bae, so that’s my bae in law.

by Lady Bear November 25, 2021

nick's law

If you can't take care of your fish, then you shouldn't have a baby

Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.

by Apolloslyre44 April 18, 2014

Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024

Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.

"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"

by Joe's Law July 31, 2020

Rocha's Law

The smarter the user of an AI, the more potential of the AI.

Man 1: Look, I made this working communistic economy simulator on gpt-5

Man 2: Rocha's Law hard at work.

by Triple Yellow August 13, 2025

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you can't find it anywhere, it must be in your bag

Person A: "I lost my bag!"
Person B: "Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag"

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018