blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.

-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.

by baconator7 June 30, 2010

Blow a Chute

Slang: Flip out, Snap, Go Postal. To quit your job in a blaze of profanity, and destruction of private property. Preferably while steeling beer. Reserved for flight-attendants and effemenent men.

Flight attendant Steven Slater sure did "Blow a Chute" today when he swore at a passenger over the P.A., grabbed two beers, then exited the plane using the emergency slide.

by Damlow August 14, 2010

Pre-blowing

The act of visualizing what you are about to blow.

Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.

Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.

by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011

blowing Buicks

Projectile vomiting with contents too large to be considered chunks.

We were in such a hurry to get to the party, we wolfed down our food with little chewing involved. I figured she'd be soon be blowing chunks, but I had no idea she'd start blowing Buicks.

by andypasto November 1, 2010

blow cakes

A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)

Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!

by pooter man May 17, 2010

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

by JordanR February 19, 2007