In the United States, the Miranda warning or famously "You have the right to remain silent" is a type of notification customarily given by police to criminal suspects in police custody (or in a custodial interrogation) advising them of their right to silence and, in effect, protection from self-incrimination; that is, their right to refuse to answer questions or provide information to law enforcement or other officials. These rights are often referred to as Miranda rights. The purpose of such notification is to preserve the admissibility of their statements made during custodial interrogation in later criminal proceedings. The Miranda warning is part of a preventive criminal procedure rule that law enforcement are required to administer to protect an individual who is in custody and subject to direct questioning or its functional equivalent from a violation of their Fifth Amendment right against compelled self-incrimination. In Miranda v. Arizona, the Supreme Court held that the admission of an elicited incriminating statement by a suspect not informed of these rights violates the Fifth Amendment and the Sixth Amendment right to counsel, through the incorporation of these rights into state law. Thus, if law enforcement officials decline to offer a Miranda warning to an individual in their custody, they may interrogate that person and act upon the knowledge gained, but may not ordinarily use that person's statements as evidence against them in a criminal trial.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time.
by very_funny September 19, 2022

by Hacjer August 16, 2019

What this is not.
Hym "This isn't a rights war where we use our rights against eachother. YOU give me MY rights... Or I... WILL TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S AWAY. MY rights. NOW. No taxation without representation, bitch."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
by Un2siast January 30, 2024

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”
Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”
Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 08, 2020

No you're right man I totally get it.... But... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't itching to test my mettle against the horde in real time.
Hym "No, you're absolutely right.
Iam "It's just bizzare man... I didn't know it was like this... And the sad part is that it's almost not even their fault."
Hym "The funny part is to do what they are doing they have let me say whatever I want about them on an international scale... and then look me in the face and pretend I didn't say it. For example, I'm going to rub one out and while I'm doing it I'm going to be thinking about this one guys sister riding me reverse-cowgirl. Now, there are 2 guys who are probably going to think it's them... Well, 2 and a half but only 1 of them is right! It's time to play sister fantasy roulette!"
Iam "It's just bizzare man... I didn't know it was like this... And the sad part is that it's almost not even their fault."
Hym "The funny part is to do what they are doing they have let me say whatever I want about them on an international scale... and then look me in the face and pretend I didn't say it. For example, I'm going to rub one out and while I'm doing it I'm going to be thinking about this one guys sister riding me reverse-cowgirl. Now, there are 2 guys who are probably going to think it's them... Well, 2 and a half but only 1 of them is right! It's time to play sister fantasy roulette!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
