Social anxiety

The mental equivalent of HIV, only because it leads to chronic loneliness, which is the mental equivalent of AIDS.

Around 12.1% of Americans have social anxiety. It might sound like a lot, or too little, but it implies 12 in 100 people have social anxiety, whilst the 88 can enjoy going on dates, losing their virginity and experiencing feelings of social highness.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

Social Execution

The act of executing or killing one's social life by the executioner embarrassing, showing dominance, and even spreading lies about the person.

Daniel: Your a nerd, jack!
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?

by TheConditional September 22, 2023

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.

I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma April 14, 2015

Socialism Works

A secret code phase meaning 'I am retarded'

Person 0: 'Socialism works'
Person 1: 'So you are retarded?'

by Some rando out there January 22, 2022

Social bitch

A person that will think, act, talk, dress anyway, believe anything, stands up for anything in any way to be accepted socially not because thats who they are the only reason they do anything is to be social ly accepted

Person1:"damn did you see how cool and woke that logan paul guy is"
Person2:"nah hes just a social bitch, thats not really who he is"

by Kill all incels2030 February 22, 2021

Social Chair

Somebody who likes to have fun who is given money so everybody else can have fun

wow, our social chair is a retard but he sure does have fun

by Stimulantlover73 October 20, 2025