An obsessive elderly man who, while seemingly friendly at first, will become obsessive and clingy once you become friends. Will call you daily multiple times until you answer the phone, and will make excuses to come to your house, such as claiming he forgot something or left something or claiming he wants to give you something. Will then not take a hint and overstay his welcome. If he can't mangle his way into your house, he will stop by uninvited, and knowing you won't want to be disrespectful and tell him to leave, will further overstay his welcome. If you do not pick up the phone, he will come to your house, thus forcing you to answer the phone. Will drive by your house numerous times in a stalking nature. Will insist on going everywhere with you, no matter the place, and will refuse to wash his hands after he uses the restroom. Don't get yourself a JR. (John R.)
Elizabeth: I just met this guy that's super friendly and is willing to help me with literally anything I need. He's great!
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.
Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.
Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.
by imtellingnothingbutthetruth February 12, 2023
Get the John R.mug. 
A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
Get the R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)mug. A subreddit on the popular social media platform "Reddit" that harasses people under the guise of satire, never stopping even when one is in mental anguish due to them.
"Man, I hate r/BanVideoGames." - Person 1
"Isn't it just a satire subreddit?" - Person 2
"It is, but it still seriously harasses users, which is pretty goddamn awful."
"Isn't it just a satire subreddit?" - Person 2
"It is, but it still seriously harasses users, which is pretty goddamn awful."
by GameBoy640 December 22, 2023
Get the r/BanVideoGamesmug. 
It is "the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions", according to the experts there. Apparently repetitive questions about sex are the most "thought-provoking" for the human mind.
Me: *posts an actually good question*
AutoModerators: Your post was removed and you have been banned from Reddit for violating the Community Guidelines. You violated:
Rule 157 - Post must encourage original and creative thinking.
Rule 34 - Post must not contain profanity or encourage profane answers.
Rule 103 - Post must not have been repeated in the last 6 months.
and other rules also.
Also everyday on r/AskReddit 10 times a day:
What's your most sexy moment with your school teacher? / What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in space? / Describe the sexiest sex with your wife.
Everyone : 10B upvotes, 10M comments, 1M awards
AutoModerators: Your post was removed and you have been banned from Reddit for violating the Community Guidelines. You violated:
Rule 157 - Post must encourage original and creative thinking.
Rule 34 - Post must not contain profanity or encourage profane answers.
Rule 103 - Post must not have been repeated in the last 6 months.
and other rules also.
Also everyday on r/AskReddit 10 times a day:
What's your most sexy moment with your school teacher? / What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in space? / Describe the sexiest sex with your wife.
Everyone : 10B upvotes, 10M comments, 1M awards
by ObviousDefinitionwriter May 24, 2024
Get the r/AskRedditmug.