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Anal Surfer

1) Euphemism for homosexual, 90's variation of the 'fag' insult. See also: butt pirate, rump ranger, and closet commando

2) A term depicting someone who is very attracted to butts and/or anal sex in general.

3) An IP hosting website ran by robtex.
PERSON1: Man that guy is such an anal surfer.
PERSON2: Yeah, he is gay.
PERSON1: Naw, with girls.
PERSON2: Aww... that's still gross!
by Super__Villain February 13, 2010
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anal shavings

When you take a knife and scrape your anal cavity until small chunks of flesh come out.
by PaintedPlatinum December 9, 2015
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anal drive

The attraction from one man penus to another mans arse, and up and through every ventrical. It could also mean the drive right up the anus crack, and beyond.
Jim:"Ahhhhhhhhhh, i have got a hankering to anal drive you Bob".
Bob:"I guess it is what i always say, when in Rome".
Guss:"What the fuck are you talking about you two queers, we aren't even in Rome".
by Paul Mc D February 4, 2006
mugGet the anal drivemug.

Anal Mirauder

A homosexual male who pilages and plunders unsuspecting/unwilling corn holes.
That anal mirauder is out for your corn hole, dude
by Tropical b May 13, 2005
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Anal Sprayer

This is quite unusual, But, When you are having anal sex and the penis is so long it somehow comes out of your nose (Don't ask how) And sprays jizz everywhere.
Celeste Mizen and James Hall had anal. A few days later, Celeste said "I am the queen of the Anal Sprayer"
by MazbetoTheFishMonger May 2, 2009
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anal cord

it is a cord attach to your anal
by chris laffaffy July 27, 2006
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gay as anal

Me: Hey! Hey you guy! You with the face! That shirt is gay as anal!
Guy with the Face: Eff you, buddy.
by Jesse Medeiros November 30, 2006
mugGet the gay as analmug.

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