Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS
by kenny Sheldon September 01, 2020
a person who cheats at uno.
the best country runner (not true)
he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
the best country runner (not true)
he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
that Jacob Jackson is short
by DillyTom September 01, 2020
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He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S
by Pronkey October 22, 2019
super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
by yeatheboys June 05, 2017
You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.
by THATONEGUY4266 April 03, 2024
The name/act of a reinhardt player missing his earth shatter, either by hitting a wall, barrier or no one.
Bro I was playing Overwatch with Adam last night and he total threw the match with his Jacob Shatter
by ChildSafety September 15, 2022