“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025

Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
My half-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
by Thomas A. August 5, 2017

1. The time taken for the radioactivity of a specified isotope to fall to half its original value. the time required for any specified property (e.g. the concentration of a substance in the body) to decrease by half.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.
Scenario1: "Iodine-131 has a Half-life of 8.1 days"
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!
by Zach T. Radass December 19, 2022

Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012

