gun whore

Searches for guns on the internet while he or she could be doing something else more productive, like working.

Hey, are you being a gun whore?

by smittydb April 28, 2006

Vampire whore

Someone who would be willing for a vampire to feed from and sleep with them at anytime.

She was the vampire whore, never said much, was always too out of it from blood loss.

by BewitchingCaz July 23, 2006

Whore-tour

1) A term used to describe the act of cruising a red light district without any intention of actually picking up a whore, you just drive around and look at those skanky assed hookers and laugh at the state of them and wonder what on earth could possess someone to pay for that kind of shit.

You may also chose to drive at the kind of speed that makes them think that you may be in the market, watch them start to approach you car and speed off. Laughing.

2) The act of showing someone around a local red light district so they may see what kind of merchandise is on offer. This is particularly useful when you have lonely relatives in from out of town.

1) Dude A: "Shit dude, I'm bored. Let's go on a whore-tour and laugh at some skanky assed bitches."

Dude B: "Okay dude, roll up a fat one and let's go."

Dude A: "Hell yeah!"

2) Dude C: "And this is where you can come if you're feeling a bit lonely while I'm on my nightshift tonight as you're in from out of town and a bit of a sad, lonely old bastard."

Dude D: "Excellent. May I borrow your car later if I drop you at you place of employment?"

Dude C: " No fucking way, man!!"

by MPCmonkey June 11, 2006

stat whore

A sports fan that judges players and teams based on statistics, and just doesn't look at the whole picture. It's usually the kind of person who thinks Ben Roethlisberger and Eli Manning are overrated, and Phillip Rivers is the best quarterback ever, yet are baffled why Rivers doesn't have a championship. These are the same people who think Kobe Bryant is the greatest basketball ever, but can't seem to explain why the Lakers were so bad without Phil Jackson as coach.

Some have controversial theories about sports teams based on stats, yet fail to ignore basic things like the win-loss column, among other things, or the competency of a coach.

Eli Manning, Ben Roethlisberger and Chauncey Billups all consistently lead their teams to winning seasons and championships, yet the stat whore still thought they were all overrated.

by Jay Samson September 1, 2009

cam-whore

A women who shows seductive pictures/videos of herself on the internet for attention. Usually followed by TITS OR GTFO, an internet meme.

Cam-whore: Hey guys, look at these pictures of me! Don't I look sexy?
Random Forum User: Tits or GTFO.

by Sciencejoe February 21, 2010

Grammar Whore

A grammar whore is someone who corrects you on your spelling and grammar,

sally: me and my friends went to the mall together.
harry: you mean my friends and i went to the mall together?
sally: gosh your such a grammar whore!

by sarsar8497 December 24, 2010

Whore pants

Whore pants or Whorepants are really short shorts that are similar to daisy dukes but they aren't necessarily made from denim. the difference between Daisy Dukes and Whore pants is Whore pants is when they are made from denim they are not frayed at the leg opening instead they have a hem because they were made to be really really small where daisy dukes are just jeans that have the legs cut off.

Jay- Hey look at that chick wearing those Daisy Dukes.
Tim- Those ain't daisy dukes those are Whore pants.
Jay- Oh.

by cuntmustard August 10, 2007