Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
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by zkrcast December 24, 2023
Get the segals law mug.Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
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Get the Shard's Law mug."The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
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Similar to Cambell's Law, it is a social rule where if something is implied in a repetitive/habitual manner, it will eventually become the implication.
Ballard's Law can be the repetitive use of a political party name such as Democrat or Republican as an insult to invoke shame to the receiver of the phrase/statement it is used in.
"Of course you think doxing is okay, you're a democrat."
"You're such a republican, you shouldn't like guns, they kill!"
"Of course you think doxing is okay, you're a democrat."
"You're such a republican, you shouldn't like guns, they kill!"
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Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.
Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.
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“I seen the law man on the block earlier look like he was trying to find something”
“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”
“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”
“Man fuck the law man”
“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”
“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”
“Man fuck the law man”
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