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Russian Meat Grinder

Same as the Russian dentist but the girl has braces..

When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.
You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!

Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder
by Dr. El Todd October 23, 2009
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Tijuana Meat Grinder

When someone shits in a woman's vagina and then fucks her.
"Even though she let me give her the Tijuana Meat Grinder, I still stole some of her stuff."

"Wow, you really know your way around a Tijuana Meat Grinder!"

"I'm bored. Can you give me the Tijuana Meat Grinder?"
by Vagina Poopmaker September 9, 2009
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Straw Grinder

One who chews on the ends of straws, and may even go as far as to flip the straw over for more chewing possibilities. May be a form of releasing tension such as nail biting, but much more annoying.
Hey man, she is a total straw grinder! You no what else she'll be grinding! You know what I'm sayin'?!
by BigD2375 December 3, 2007
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hot italian grinder

a sex move known to itlian-americans as well as a sandwhich made by "lefty" at the NIEHS cafeteria in RTP.
Hey man, I just gave my girl a hot italian grinder all over her face!
by sonny_D April 8, 2008
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halo grinders with a Z

Someone who stays up late to grind halo with the boys. The "with a Z" is referring to the s in grinders, so instead of grinders it is grinderZ. By putting a z at the end, it shows true dedication to the grind.
Grinder 1 : Calling all halo grinders with a z, let's all hop on halo tonight.

Grinder 2: Sure! Cortana is so hot!
by Robert Mormon December 22, 2021
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Neapolitan Meat Grinder

The act of impregnating a female, while your testicles are dangling in a running meat grinder and you’re both eating Neapolitan flavored ice cream.
Hey babe! Wanna try the Neapolitan Meat Grinder tonight?
by Lizzy Borden yo! May 10, 2023
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green shark grinder

The Green Shark Grinder is an herbgrinder with a dispenser. It is high quality and made in the USA by Cali-Tree. It is the original and only grinder that has a dispenser built into it. It has a huge chamber, a nice screen and accessories so that you can customize your grind.
"My Green Shark Grinder grinds, stores and dispenses my herbs!"

"The Green Shark Grinder is a beast! It hold's over an 8th in the chamber!"

"Grab that Green Shark and pour me another shot of that Silver Haze."
by Gfd January 27, 2014
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