A human that is quite ambitious and works in private industry and speaks excessively in odd industry terms. These individuals are typically middle management all the way to the top of companies and they constantly spout statements that are popular at the time, jargon and specific to whatever is in fashion in their industry. A good example as of early 2026 would be the CEO of a massive burger restaurant chain taking a tiny bite of a cheese burger and calling it a "product." Suspiciously avoiding any language that may cause the viewer to think the product was actually food.
Investigations indicate that all MBA students are trained to be Jargon Based Life Forms.
Investigations indicate that all MBA students are trained to be Jargon Based Life Forms.
by Dr Cornelius Higginbotham March 13, 2026
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