fishing for comments

Usually done by a desperate girl to any guy she meets & is slightly interested (but not always necessarily flirting) in where she asks him close-ended questions where the guy is forced to say nothing else but something nice about the girl asking the question , mean while boosting her confidence.

- the guy in these situations usually are "just friends" if this girl is already in a relation ship and her boyfriend finds out , BULLSHIT

Fishing for comments - Any self centered questions that come from an insecure girl

by Dave-NN April 4, 2008

Thirst Comment

When one comments on a social media picture or video awkwardly and publicly complimenting the people in the picture/video.

Connor left a thirst comment on my picture about his girlfriend.

by Yeehawthotiana June 3, 2019

comment whore

A programmer that is obsessed with making comments for each part of the code.

person: hey did you comment your codes?
person2: STFU comment whore

by psychothekyle January 5, 2008

comment orgy

Attempting to get at least 100 comments on one blog post. Usually the blogger is tagged to write an entry for the comment orgy and then, if the blogger achieves the goal, the blogger tags another. If the blogger does not reach 100 comments, the comment orgy dies and shame falls upon the blogger's house forever.

Jen won't be embarrassed because her comment orgy just hit 104 comments.

by The Scarlett December 9, 2005

comment blocked

1) A way to keep your opinion to yourself but show negative energy.

1) Guy: Hey honey, what do you think of these short shorts?

Girl: hiccup

Guy: Are you ok?

Girl: yeah i'm fine lol I comment blocked myself.

by fell345co February 28, 2011

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005