Cheeseburger Walrus 

Noun.
From the SHOWCASE series TRAILERPARK BOYS;
An ugly and overweight woman who may or may not have dangling teeth.

"Check out that Cheeseburger Walrus by the bar with her friend, we may need a harpoon to take this one out"

Cheeseburger Walrus by SmartCanadianAss April 14, 2009

Cheeseburger 

when a man takes his two balls and brings them up and sandwiches them around his softy dick, looking like a cheeseburger.

( )I I( ) <--try and picture it like that.

dude mike made us all piss from laughter when he made a cheeseburger. LOL

Cheeseburger by Mr Poo's Poos May 21, 2008

cheesEBURGER503 

An unknown farmer. He enjoys plowing, and feeding his cattle. He plants carrots, and cucumbers, and horse radish and..alot more. He has a pup named spot.. He loves doing drugs, crack is his specialty, he is poor and cannot afford the real thing, so he sniffs on the crack on the cement behind the barn.

deo me may...may muon gi?

cheesEBURGER503 by joose November 21, 2004

Cheeseburgersexual 

A person who loves cheeseburgers to the point of obsessive worship. These people consume vast amounts of cheese burgers and will become violent if at anytime their ability to cheeseburgers is at all compromised.

God damn your wife loves cheeseburgers. Shes a bonafide cheeseburgersexual

Cheeseburgersexual by Adosbyanyothername November 12, 2023

cheeseburger and coffee 

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee

cheeseburger and coffee by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010

Cheeseburger Speech 

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

Cheeseburger Speech by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

cheeseburger tribute 

buying an extra cheeseburger from a fast food outlet, at lunchtime to give to a well respected senior colleague.

"ive been to the burger place. here's your cheeseburger tribute."

cheeseburger tribute by the_jim May 12, 2014