When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
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I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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by imhypershadow April 5, 2017
Get the Blizzard in a butthole mug.The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
by Bradley227 October 3, 2017
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Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!
Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!
by Manchildcave June 13, 2019
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by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011
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Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.
by Remo Gold August 7, 2019
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