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butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
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Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.
Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!
by imhypershadow April 5, 2017
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butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.
by Bradley227 October 3, 2017
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Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.
I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!
by Manchildcave June 13, 2019
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windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts
Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser
by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011
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Canadian Butthole

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.
by Remo Gold August 7, 2019
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