San Diego Vaccum

Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq
When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.
by notskittles May 27, 2014
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San Diego Swerve

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
by niktereuto September 27, 2018
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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 30, 2017
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San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
by paycheckbingus November 07, 2023
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Rancho San Diego

Rancho is filled with a bunch spoiled chaldean kids and show off families. These people are known as rancho rats. Rancho is about 90% Chaldeans and the other 10% is white people who are wannabe Chaldeans. Even if you own three liquor stores or you have no money, you can’t tell because people will still drive a brand new Mercedes or bmw and the broke people will get it for a lease. Rancho is becoming the new El Cajon because everyone in El Cajon wants to be rancho so they’re all moving here. All the boaters are tryna move here like stay in El Cajon with st Michael please. Thank God I live in jamul !!
Yo where you live?

I live in rancho San Diego with all the rich kids!
by Chaldean September 13, 2023
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San Diego Switcheroo

The act of ejaculating in a girl’s nose with the previous assumption it was meant for her mouth.
The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.
by TheRealSugarMama69 December 06, 2020
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