Oscar

Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.

Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*

by Skeleton365 October 24, 2019

oscar

The cutest kid in highschool no homo, gets all the chicks with his anime powers. oscar may be burned up but his 2 inch always gets succed by the thicc blondie. Oscar gets 90 dollar haircuts and is always flexing on people like jesus and gael making them feel poor. oscar also has soft cheesy toes to suck

barber: wassup oscar
oscar: nun much cutie
barber: what kind of cut would you like
Oscar: have you ever seen the mountains in rancho Cucamonga
barber: SAY NO MORE FAM

by MR____spaNKY June 25, 2018

Oscar

66 centimeters unknown species.

Oscar"How tall am I?"
You"You're 66 centimeters and an unknown species.

by Bolluminati December 11, 2019

Oscar

An awesome friendly guy who you will never find. Is a loyal friend. tall with blond hair and blue eyes. The girls can’t keep away but thank god cause he goes through a lot. He steals all the girls he’s a good friend an honest and awesome guy that you will never find anywhere else. If you find an Oscar then never lose him.

Where’s and Oscar when you need one

by An Oscar August 20, 2018

Oscar

Understood differently by everyone. For some it's a highly cherished award. Others a name. For me it's a dog.

Hey Leo shoo that Oscar away from me will ya?

by Vegetable soda April 9, 2016

Oscar

A very cute, clever little pain in the arse.

"Give it a rest, Oscar!"

by Lenzar86 March 3, 2020

oscar

a skinny asian faggot. Dad barely home because hes adopted. Likes little kids. add his shit psn acc up @ Osqcker. just a gay fag.

see that asian, ye must be a gay fag (oscar)

by daveroid2234 May 28, 2019