tim my girl always gives me a cold handjob
chris so what? thats the only way I can finish
tim dude....
chris so what? thats the only way I can finish
tim dude....
by dcwwcd May 09, 2011
When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.
Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.
by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017
Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!
What's that?
Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
What's that?
Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 05, 2019
Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job
a news hand job
by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017
A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.
by Mr Monotony May 06, 2018
Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
by TheDowneaster February 10, 2022