Crazy train

Popular culture; Heavy metal song "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Ozborn

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A mafia judgement where the captives are loaded onto boxcars and transported, interrogated on a moving train

A ) Train whistle in the middle of the night's a Hobo'call.

B) Better not board that Crazy train.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

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Gravy train

Homeless food. Nutritionally ballanced, portion controlled by weight and just add hot water makes it's own gravy. New now with flavor.

See also Crazy train (for dog fuckers)

Gravy Train, makes it's own gravy. New now with flavour

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

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Group of transports on the highway typically caused by someone who until recently, only delivered Doordash or drove for Uber.

Usually driving 40 in a 90 with their hazzard lights on driving in conditions they should have stopped for or down the middle of the highway.

Drivers in the highway cammel train typically come equipped for the beach with towels and flip-flops though you only see them grouped on hillsides after they inevitably halt traffic all together.

"Hey, get that cammel-train off the highway. You can't park here!"

Highway cammel train

by Hugh P. Hearted December 20, 2025

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Cruise Train

Similar to a Train in the sexual context, a Cruise Train involves a minimum of 9 people plus Tom Cruise himself. Cruise is both the engine and the caboose of the Train.

I need to stop visiting the west end, if I have to ride another Cruise Train I'm going to break my pelvis.

by ErikTheDed December 21, 2025

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