emotion boner

The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

by Debater Guy December 3, 2013

Boner Alert

When your friend get a boner but doesn't know

Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous

Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!

by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX April 20, 2016

pretty boner

it means that shit is pretty kewl

dude i had a pretty boner starfruit.

by camile February 4, 2007

dorito boner

When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.

"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."

by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011

Boner face

A person who has a big ass nose.

Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!

by HeartsAndrewD June 15, 2010

Billy Boner

Billy Boner to describe a feeling a redneck gets in their pants when they look at a BIG truck.

Man This is the 3rd time today Billy Bob has a got a Billy Boner after looking at my new truck.

by Redneck Mother Fucker January 22, 2018

Boner Bait

Anything used to achieve a boner so you can pleasure others or yourself(dudes &shemales I'm talking about you.)

Jo stole his sister's cosmo mags for boner bait.

"Stop looking at my sister". "Sorry dude she's Boner Bait."

by Phoenixfire92 October 11, 2011