Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.

“Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”

by Frandalorian May 13, 2025

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

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What some women believe the always are

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Woman A: "Men to the left because women are always right"

People make mistakes

by a sponge called bob May 15, 2025

Woke Right

A term that liberals who became slightly anti-left 5 minutes ago invented so they can criticize conservatives for actually being conservative, instead of adhering to their approved script of blank slate egalitarianism.

"Joe doesn't want America invaded by infinity immigrants who will never assimilate and learn how to speak English. I guess he's part of the Woke Right now!"

by Dr. Phil Mike Hunt May 15, 2025

Second Star to the Right

When your homeboy busts on her right tiddie right after you splooge on her left

“Bro that Second Star to the right felt so fucking gooooood.”

by Cheemsborgor May 15, 2025

Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights

While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.

Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2025

Imagine I spelt that right.

A humorous phrase used immediately after misspelling a word intentionally or not to acknowledge the mistake in a lighthearted, self-deprecating way. The phrase is often used by someone who is known to regularly misspell words, and it’s meant to make others laugh while playfully admitting defeat. It’s less about correcting the error and more about leaning into it for comedic effect, as if the speaker is laughing at themselves while rethinking their life choices.

Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I do ecnomcks.
Person B: Imagine I spelt that right.

by oAmfaii May 16, 2025