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long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
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Long Island railroad

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.
by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023
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Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
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fast food long

when you go to get a quick bite to eat and for some reason your order takes forever
person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger

Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese

Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
by lil steezy January 14, 2010
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Long Shot

Loan Shark , but when you can't say Loan Shark.
This is Vincent, He will take are of you. He can be your Long Shot.
by Vinnie Business September 27, 2021
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Long ending

A long ending, usually at an end of a musical piece, which could be hold extra using a fermata. This usually is resolved in the tonic, and is used by a note duration, either longer or as long as the measure.
When I play long endings, my hands sometimes hurt by playing them
by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023
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