When Melinda asked to borrow her ex's wrench, knowing he would offer to come over and fix her pipes himself, she couldn't help but wonder if the text committed Social Arson.
by Maggie Bittenburg March 11, 2011
Get the Social Arsonmug. by Jonny5ive5 September 10, 2022
Get the Social Pterodactylmug. Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.
A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".
by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015
Get the Social Babymug. I host The Morning Show with cohost. helping my cohost create their own identity to be able to build an empire of decentralized content. Therefore I am a creative social architect building from the ground up.
by JoeShmoe_xrp May 27, 2023
Get the Creative social architectmug. The force or influence that a social group exerts on your own integrity, drawing you to fit in with the crowd, even when you might not want to.
by TalkieToaster October 4, 2025
Get the Social Gravitymug. A social speedster is someone who essentially 'speedruns' through their social media networks, which includes scrolling through their feed like a madman, liking posts with minimum forethought, reading all their PMs under a second, and clicking on one insta story after another without any pause in the middle.
Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The time it takes to take their phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a pic is only a mere 3 seconds.
Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.
Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The time it takes to take their phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a pic is only a mere 3 seconds.
Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.
Me: My friends are all social speedsters. You should see how blazing fast they plow their feeds and PMs. Every time I send a message and it gets read and they never reply back, I sometimes question my relationship with them, but then I remember "oh duh, they are social speedsters". Can't blame them entirely, as they are just trying to adapt to today's information-packed, attention-based media.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2020
Get the Social speedstermug. Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.
Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.
by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011
Get the Social Pimpingmug.