Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

Fuck

It's a slang for having coitus(sex).
Can be used in any sentence,as use wish with any emotion.

For eg. He Sheldon you that I don't give a fuck to your opinion

by Stalier January 6, 2020

Fuck boy

a man much like WMC Action News 5's Andy Wise. Fuck boys often get involved in twitter fights with a much younger (high school) demographic.

Did you see that twitter fight with Andy Wise? Yeah, he's a total fuck boy.

by Cornelius Bradshaw February 19, 2015

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

a phrase that only chaotic attack on titan fuckers on twitter use while the rest of twitter is confused with all the attack on titan layouts (aka, erens titan form as the pfp and the background picture as “the final attack begins”)

*24hrs before the final season is release*
person 1: attack on titan is-
person 2: LETS FUCKING GOOOO
person 1: what. anyways, attack on titan is-
person 2: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
person 1: STAY BACKKK 🤺 GAH DAYUM I SAID GET BACK CHAOTIC ATTACK ON TITAN FUCKER🤺

by gahdayum December 5, 2020

fuck ass LOB

a lob, or long bob, is a versatile medium-length haircut that falls between a traditional bob and a long-haired style, typically ending at the shoulders or just above or below them. This adaptable cut can be customized to suit different hair types and textures, offering a balanced, chic look that is easy to style and can often be pulled into a low ponytail.

younger generations call this the new fuck ass bob.

omg was that actually mikey in the video?

Obviously, she's the only one with that fuck ass LOB.

by fuckasslobboss September 12, 2025