December 24

Someone named Ashley has to pour their period blood in a cup for you.

Kyle: Spill it
Ashley: Please No!
December 24

by Kyleeisthehottestperson December 23, 2021

December 27

National slap a stranger's ass day

Today you can slap whoever's ass you want, as long as you're nice about it.

*Slaps stranger's ass*
Hey bro why'd you do that?
It's December 27th.
Oh my bad homie, give it another round.

by zeldaismymom December 26, 2021

December 25

national cry alone in your room day

"Hey! What are you doing out here?"

"What?"

"It's December 25!"

"Oh shit"

by sadman6969 December 26, 2020

December 27th

Today is the day that everyone shakes sum ass 😎

Bro shake that ass it’s December 27th

by Brandonhelcat December 27, 2020

December 25

The most overrated day on earth.

FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS

Someone: Yo its December 25
Me: Go fuck yourself

by Omega Opinion Chad January 13, 2021

December 8th

This is the day the coolest, hottest, gayest, and most fantabulous people alive were born.You may even be lucky enough to be blessed with a hot girlfriend. Some may be jealous of you or even envious but embrace it. Be that girl (or guy) boss.

Person 1: whens your birthday??

Person 2: December 8th

Person 1: All hail our lord and savior

by girlboss08 November 25, 2021

december 1

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier

that has just completed NNN

ME:hey its december 1 just completed NNN

Her: *Attachment: 6 images

by meant for people November 28, 2021