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West Texas blinders

When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive
Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.
by Dillybar66 February 26, 2022
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Texas Pocket Flick

you uppercut into your girls coochie and flick the cervix with the middle finger, guarantee you bro this the shit right here.
“ay bro last night hit my girl with a texas pocket flick, had her on the ground screaming for more”
by southern sex tips (official) December 28, 2019
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Texas Caviar

Did you see those tweakers smoking that Texas caviar last night?
by DirtyVerc February 14, 2022
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speech-to-texas

Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.

For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".
Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".
by TexasTea123 October 10, 2022
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Texas Face

The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.
People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.
by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 24, 2021
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West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!
by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022
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Texas Water Fall

A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
by Mohler & Odom LLC July 23, 2011
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