flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 08, 2010
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fly west

The first quarter of 2019 was a rough one. Herb Kelleher, Southwest's beloved founder, flew west. (Past tense of fly west.)
by Scottzo April 05, 2019
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Flying ace

An asexual person who acts as a "wingman", helping their friends get dates/partners
"Why is Morgan here?"
"He's my flying ace! He introduced me to my last boyfriend."
by Willy Shakes Jr. August 13, 2021
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Flying cock drop

Is when you clime up on the dresser and jump of on your waiting gf and hoping to hit the right spot
I tried the flying cock drop and I hurt myself kinda bad
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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flying lolers

someone who is really funny. comes from the expression "flying colors"
chick1 "I just came back from a date with this guy."
chick2 "whats he like?"
chick 1 "He came through with flying lolers!"
by lordofdudes April 09, 2011
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sp flying

SP Flying is a flying group owned by Sponkey Redyard it was made for People on a virtual world called Second life so they could learn,fly, and build airplanes.
by tobyriddler February 15, 2010
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Flying mcchicken

A way of expressing the sheer stupidity of someone words or opinions
What in the Flying Mcchicken are you on about now?
by Wangomango July 07, 2023
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