When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
by MFTJ February 14, 2021
Get the Valentines’ Day Mudslidemug. by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
Get the Valentine's Daymug. by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021
Get the Valentines daymug. For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.
Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020
Get the Valentines Daymug. Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022
Get the Valentines Daymug. There are two ways to define valentines day
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
Get the valentine's daymug. 1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.
2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.
2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.
by icd0214 June 2, 2019
Get the Valentine’s Day Babymug.