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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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gimme da thousand

When you have to compromise your demands because you don't want to walk away empty handed so you just settle and say "Gimme da thousand".
Vernetta: "Maxwell get from around this man window!"
Maxwell: "Woman I een come to you. Where John?..….gimme da thousand!"
by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg July 30, 2021
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Thousand Island

When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.
I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.
by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016
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Ten Hundred Thousand

Ahh, this Los Angeles house was only Ten Hundred Thousand dollars.
by ChickenChocker69 March 17, 2024
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thousand 12

Wanna go to the store to get bread?”
Thousand 12”
by cakster September 20, 2023
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One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”
by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018
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