(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacremug. Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017
Get the Valentine's day manmug. Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015
Get the Irish Valentine's Daymug. A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021
Get the Valentine's day deniermug. by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021
Get the Valentines daymug. For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.
Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020
Get the Valentines Daymug.