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valentine's day

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.
by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017
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A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020
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the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020
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I hate Valentine's day

Valentine's Day is coming, where's your boyfriend ?
by tchoupi February 10, 2020
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Valentine's Day 2

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
by Cooblap February 10, 2020
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Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
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