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forty

A failed or bad joke so unfunny that the situation becomes humorous. Developed from the idea that some people make forty bad jokes for every one good joke they make per day.
"Nah, bro, that joke was so bad; it has to be one of your forty bad jokes"

*Insert Bad Joke*
"Nah, bro, that was one of your 40."

*Insert Bad Joke*
"That was a 40 right there."

*Insert Exceptionally Bad Joke*
"That was like 7 of your 40, bro."
by p laurent August 26, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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forty cent virgin

1. A virgin who is unattractive.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.
dude 1: hey man, check that out
dude 2: oh, wow

dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin

dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother
by jayg244 October 3, 2025
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The Forty-Fifth Law

If a thread or conversation of any kind last long enough, it will always evolve into a thread about 45th President Donald Trump and things related to him
An example of "The Forty-Fifth law" is a thread on /an/ talking about which dog is the cutest, if given enough time the thread will be filled with people arguing about election fraud, calling each other racial slurs and accusations of having the inability of transitioning into a woman
by The Letter X February 4, 2021
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Fortis

Aidan didn’t like the texture of fortis in his mouth
by Gregsdead September 14, 2018
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