comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.

by jek September 9, 2003

swiggity swooty commin' in for that booty

The action of an extremely smooth male picking up a female based solely on her posterior end.

Guy 1: "Look at that fine ass!"
Guy 2: "I'm gonna slide in, swiggity swooty commin' in for that booty."

by Wat's Brakin Beter October 2, 2017