Everything's bigger in Texas
by ToxicVulture12 December 23, 2024
Get the Texas mug.The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
Get the texas sneaky pete mug.McLeod, Texas is a small town where the main export is meth. Some are users, some are distributors. If you tell anyone you're from McLeod, Texas, there is a chance someone will ask... "So, do you have any meth?"
This guy was from McLeod, Texas. He was asked by a guy in Atlanta if he had any meth. The guy from McLeod said no.
by Dr. Politico January 11, 2019
Get the McLeod, Texas mug.A: Did you use all the tide detergent?
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
by Lil Henry March 14, 2011
Get the Texas Detergent mug.In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license
by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025
Get the Top private investigator in the state of texas mug.The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
Get the Texas snail trail mug.Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit
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