The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.
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Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
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Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday
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