Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 04, 2011

March 1st

No fart day

I didn't make the rules

Joe: Hey man are doing March 1st?

Bob: What is Happening on March 1st?

Joe: No fart day is March 1st
Bob: oh yeah I am doing March 1st

by Gamergodxxxxxx February 25, 2021

March 1st

Alamas birfday

Me: "Hey what's on March 1st"
Swagmaster_69: "Alamas birfday don't forget or u suck big time"

by February 21, 2021

March 1st

March 1st is national give your girl a hoodie day!! Show your girl how much you love them by giving them your hoodie that they’ll never take off.

Andrew: “hey robin here’s my hoodie”
robin: “oh thanks, but why?”
Andrew: “it’s March 1st, also known as national hoodie day”

by jess’s February 28, 2023

March 1st

National "Get Fucked Karen" day

She tried to unalive my dog so I coined march 1st as "get fucked Karen" day.

by Thatguy169 April 21, 2022

March 1st

Hug a friend day

You: it's March 1st hug a friend day

Friend:ok

You and friend: *hug*

by Day_counter February 19, 2022

March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 01, 2025