mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010

Mark

Hot as fuck, has a very large dick. Can be very angry and a dickhead sometimes however deep down is the greatest, sweetest and just greatest guy you've ever met. He's a one of the homies and a one with the ladies, the best of both worlds. Mark is also, very, and I mean it. Very funny.

mark: hey ladies its me mark
ladies: omg mark ur so cool and amazing

mark: hey bros
bros: mark please continue to be funny

by ihaveallmyfingers September 10, 2021

Mark

He is not gay. He is not a women. He is a Master. This is Mark

A good man. A good friends. Because his Name is Mark

by Markiii99 June 10, 2020

Mark peck

A goofy looking prick who thinks he’s some sort of tough guy

Dude look at that mark peck over there, he couldn’t knock out a wank

by Wally-head November 17, 2018

St mark the evangelist

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”

by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019

Mark

A cunt, a fat bitch that just sucks dick all day. A guy with a fat ass and a small penis. He has no social life nor friends. Just a dickhead

A “ Yo fuck you Mark, you cunt”
Mark “We do you not like you man”

by We live in a society February 29, 2020

Skib Mark

A streak of feces found on a child's underwear, particularly a child of the Gen Alpha group.

That kid has a serious Skib Mark visible to all these people!

by MandoManny June 19, 2025