Chocolate Cheese Grater 

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

Chocolate Cheese Grater by kakmasta April 6, 2009

The Greatest Show On Turf 

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.

"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

The Greatest Show On Turf by bigjimdx October 14, 2005

The Greater Depression

Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.

The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.

The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.

The Greater Depression by TubaJim February 16, 2009

pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.

"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."

pulling a grater by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009

Greater Cleveland Area 

The largest Metropolitan area in the State of Ohio. Anchored by Cleveland on Lake Erie in North East Ohio, the area also consists of Akron, Mentor,Lorain, and Elyria that make up a population of aproximately 3 million. The area is filled with cultural amenities like Museums, The world Famous Cleveland Orchastra, The rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Play House Square center, The warehouse district and the arenas and stadiums that house The Cleveland Browns, Cavs and Indians. Get ready to hear more about this place in the next few years!!

Beachwood Place mall is the most upscale mall in the Greater Cleveland area.

Greater Cleveland Area by BAM86 July 28, 2008

Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.

Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.

Graternity Leave by LNG November 9, 2011

greatorex 

A person who wins everything

i have become a greatorex

greatorex by alex G-rex May 13, 2005