missy poo

A small, hard, unsatisfying poo. Often leaves the person feeling like they didn’t get it all out.

‘how was your poo?’
‘Ah no good was just a missy poo.’

by Round the world November 18, 2017

beatle poo

a very very nice smell of doggy doo.

bill:there is a beatle poo around here.
bob: where?
bill:there, where that man is yabazaaaing.
bob: that guy's a shibishit.

by domichael June 13, 2004

mummy poo

when a mother poos out of her ear right into her childs nose and then the child is aroused by the poo, the child then farts into the mothers mouth then causing her to lick her child all over!!

Omg.the other day my boyfriend/girlfriend did a mummy poo to me..it was sooo hot!

by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

roodie poo

one who knows nothing, but thinks they are cool; poser/ jabroni

Listen bro, you are the biggest roodie poo I know.

by philmark3 March 13, 2011

poo chomper

A person/persons who like to growt out, or lick others anus, then proceeding to eat the feasies that is inside, or comes out.

Later that night, the man became part of the club of poo chompers

by john August 3, 2003

feel poo

an insult for someone who is grotty or a sicko

Tyson: Hey Phyllis im looking at my mum naked!
Phyllis: Eww, you feel poo

by chazzthapoofella August 4, 2008

Jazzy-poo

my hilariously narcissitic roomate with lack of male interaction who talks to her pet fish and sings all the damn time!

girl#1: Hey what did u do this weekend?
girl#2: (while looking in the mirror and singing) oh u know, I got all dressed up to look at the same damn millsbians!
girl#1:hahaha stop being a jazzy-poo

by bree-bree September 30, 2007