Free fucks

90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.

I pulled a d on the surge can, Diana’s getting one a them free fucks

by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

Fuck

A word to say during sex or In pain

(When during sex add ‘me’ at the end)

*Bowling ball falls on foot*
Me: FUCK

by anonymous June 2, 2020

Shark Fucking Day

Shark Fucking Day is on March 4

Happy Shark Fucking Day Joey.

by Jacquesolantern March 4, 2022

its fucking christmas

hohoho, bitch

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch

by fucking santa November 1, 2021

Fuck Sweep

Noun. - A term used to describe a shady old beat up broom.

Verb- a term used to describe a mad session of sweeping

1. "Wow that broom is fucked! Such a fuck sweep"

2. Guy1 "why are you sweating so hard jonny shit face?"
Guy2 " I just had a major fuck sweep session!"

by ahwhatthechrist July 9, 2010

Dremel Fuck

Using a Dremel or another rotary-style tool to alter something. Often in a haphazard and jerry-rigged manner.

"im going to need to dremel fuck that side to make that pin fit " "Just dremel fuck it, it ain't got to be pretty it just needs to work"

by bImtch March 13, 2024