Mari is a very dumb person she stinks and is kinda thick but at the same time very flat oh and she is also very short.If you have a girlfriend named Mari break up with her immediately.Likes to sit things in her ass like sticks, penises and more..
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like toda..
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
by FlossBot April 23, 2020
Get the Marimug. Sandra: This party is not it!
Brian: Girl that’s cause Marie-Ann is not here yet!
Marie-Anh: I’m here lol!!!
Brian: Girl that’s cause Marie-Ann is not here yet!
Marie-Anh: I’m here lol!!!
by thatsbananas12 November 21, 2021
Get the Marie-Anhmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025
Get the Marie 'Angie' Shelley; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Mari- Hes mine!
Me- Hes gay molerat 🤡
Vinny- Yeah! Sorry Mari I’m taken by Teddy 🥴 We already had (It) 😫🤤🍆💦
Me- Hes gay molerat 🤡
Vinny- Yeah! Sorry Mari I’m taken by Teddy 🥴 We already had (It) 😫🤤🍆💦
by Vinnyismine July 12, 2020
Get the Marimug. by anonymous June 13, 2021
Get the Caitlin Marie bellmug. Helene-Marie is one of the most talented people you’ll ever meet. Whether it’s music, art, writing, schoolwork, or tennis, you can bet she excels at it. Despite that, she’s still somehow humble, genuinely kind, and always willing to listen to you. You won’t regret being close with Helene-Marie.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Get the Helene-Mariemug. 