by Tristan gillandf November 01, 2023
Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 07, 2023
by Classic ranch god August 22, 2023
Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.
Colton Shelton is such a pretty boy.
by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022
The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 11, 2023
A boy with a great personality. Really athletic (mainly soccer or football). He's always caring and sweet and he know how to always cheer you u. He is really handsome/cute. Many people like him and many don't. He sometimes gets in fights. He has great hair and amazing eyes
by Targetlover123 June 20, 2017
A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.
by Madison kids are bomb January 03, 2020