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kissing therapy

Usually done by somebody of the enjoyer's opposite gender, kissing therapy (K.T.) is the act of relaxing the oral and facial muscles by licking and drooling on them. In some places these therapists can be hired for 50-70 minutes.
Noun: He did some kissing therapy to a customer who he charged $360 afterward.
Verb: After two hours of kissing therapy, as Mary was sucking Joe's tongue Mary's drool was gushing out from Joe's mouth, and Mary's face was full of Joe's spit too.
by Babies porn February 18, 2013
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chest physical therapy

1. Something that every cystic fibrosis has to do. It helps loosen the thick mucus in their lungs. If cystic fibrosis patients miss their chest physical therapy they can get sick! Cystic fibrosis patients have to do this numerous times a day, about 2-4 times a day usually 30 minutes each time.

2. It is also called by many CF patients: pounding or beating
1. Cystic fibrosis patients have to do chest physical therapy to loosen mucus in their lungs.
2. I gotta go get a pounding to clear my lungs!
by Sixtyfiveroses May 15, 2012
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Fos-ro-dah therapy

1. The act of having someone dragon shout your asshole over and over until you feel iner peace
2. Havering your partner put there lips on your asshole and screaming the phrase; "Fos-Ro-Dah" over and over while fingering or giving you a hand job.
"Imneed iner peace"
"Have you tried Fos-Ro-Dah therapy?"
by Ukilledyourself October 18, 2013
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retail therapy

the act of getting rid of stress by shopping
- I think I failed that math test!
- Me too!
- We should get retail therapy
- On it
by shoppah September 24, 2011
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Bonghalation Therapy

To calm one's nerves with a bong.
"Dude!...I'm stressing!...It's time for bonghalation therapy!"
by Lord Blasto February 23, 2008
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yahoo therapy

Someone who deals with their problems by asking the world on Yahoo Answers on a regular basis instead of going to a therapist or their friends/family, either because they have too many problems for them, don't want to pay, or have no life. People who do this probably kill themselves eventually anyways.
Jake has too many problems for therapists and his family/friends, so he does yahoo therapy once a day on Yahoo Answers to get through them on a daily basis
by gonorrheeea December 14, 2010
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