Mercury

Mercury is a name for the cutest and sweetest of boys, someone practically perfect, to such a degree you may as well call them an angel. He's got an incredible taste in music and has got the best humor out there.

"God, I wish I could be like Mercury!"

by Domori- July 17, 2023

Gold Mercury

A U.S. plan of attack developed in 1974 to be used against the hungarians and their bitch asses...

Gold mercury? Haha, I'll shoot that fuckin bear.

by sandycheeks...ofanass September 26, 2008

mercury

By pulling a mercury, you abandon a group of friends by being an unkind as possible.

Guy 1: why isn’t Guy 2 talking to us anymore?
Guy 3: he totally just pulled a mercury.

by Grape Wang March 11, 2019

Freddy Mercury

gay man

freddy mercury was a gay man

by booglie booglie December 5, 2021

Fruity Mercury

An overly flamboyant homosexual who loves to party and dress in cat vests.

Derek, you're being such a fruity mercury!

by Chza Crack August 24, 2008

Mercury

A tall, skinny battyman that bun nuff spliff and walks through the hills of Jamaica conducting vile acts of bestiality.

Bro! Why did you fuck that dog!? Don’t be like that bredda Mercury.

by OneOfHisVictims November 12, 2019

Lime Mercury

person from cowtown who is going to hell, also patented the "Lime Mercury Technique"

"Lime Mercury is going to hell"

"Let's not use the Lime Mercury Technique"

by Rba November 21, 2004