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Braden

braden is a simp
person 1: remember braden?
person 2: the simp? yeah!
by mercyy May 14, 2020
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Braden

A person who does not have faith in a snow day and is a firm hater in the idea of getting one. A braden is a clown.
Normal Person: Dude we might have a snow day it's snowing a lot outside!
Braden: Stop getting your hopes up. It ain't gonna happen.
Normal Person: That's not very cash money of you dude, not cool.
by Sony Gang November 11, 2019
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Braden Haslam

6 foot 1 inch tall, sex dog who is number 1, however he thinks that that mac's are better than surface book's
Braden Haslam is cool, but he thinks that macs are better than surface's
by Braden Haslam October 17, 2019
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