Thomas Drenth

The year was 2036, and America(the United States) had yet to see a president as good as Theodore Roosevelt. Until 2038, when Thomas Drenth, of age 33, he announced his candidacy. He would go down as he most important, and best president in all of history. He abolished the deficit, and helped create the first actual mars colony. He was, and is to this day is the most influential and most amazing president.

You did an amazing job, just like a real Thomas Drenth.

by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019

thomas bell jacksom

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

by Thomas501 May 21, 2021

Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.

Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.

by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019

Thomas Cooper

n: Fat Chick Thrilla

Thomas Cooper goes for the hefty bags, he must be a fat chick thrilla

by The man Tommy C October 7, 2018

Thomas the train

The best gosh darn train in existence

Thomas the train

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

thomas brown

Thomas Brown is the guy you meet randomly but becomes a big part of your life. Most Tom Browns have unusually small penises but still like to brag about the "python" they think they have.
Overall everyone needs a Tom Brown in their life.

Thomas Brown is awesome

by tommyyourboy6969 May 25, 2024

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025