This person is a soldier of God, who isn't afraid of anything. He is the greatest in the world and no one can stop him from succeding. Everyone loves and worships him.
by Coolingmanyeah August 28, 2023
An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
Thomas Jackson is angry
by Jackob May November 24, 2021
Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.
I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.
by retrev July 24, 2017
thomas and akira are the best
by cassiematilda May 28, 2022
THERE IT IS! THERE IS IT! I was wonder how long it would take you to get over there on Thomas channel.
Hym "Oh, look, Mikhaila and Thomas are doing and episode. I knew that was coming the second I fucking said something about him! You will do anything for attention! Unbelievable! It's been a long time in the works!"
by Hym Iam April 07, 2024
by Zeker niet door Senne June 16, 2021