When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.
Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
by Boomer_Zoomer January 29, 2019
Get the Printer talkmug. Someone wanted to mention "feeling bad" for shit talkers in a blog so I thought I'd write this: I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR PSYCHO HOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think someone should SELL BIG FAT CORKS to slam in their mouths because there's SO MANY OF THEM. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A COMPLETE LOSER WOULD DO. “SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT ME. I FEEL BAD FOR THEM.” THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE THESE HOS SHOULD LITERALLY DIE!!!!! YET IT'S “SO ACCEPTABLE" FOR FEMALE DOGS TO GOSSIP AT ALL TIMES. At work, at school, out, etc. WHEREVER THEY FUCKING GO — THE TRASH!!!! SO YEAH!!!!!!! I'M CALLING U {THE BLOGGER OR ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT} A COMPLETE LOOOOSSSEEER 'CUZ U DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. KINDA LIKE “PROSTITUTE PITY" — THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY OF THOSE TOO!!!!!!!! L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT'S THERE TO “FEEL BAD FOR"???!!!!!!!!! THESE LOSERS DON'T WANNA GROW UP AND THEY NEVER WILL BE ADULTS. THAT SHIT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OR “FUN" LIKE THEY CLAIM IT TO BE. More people need to be conscious of these HO BAGS AND THWART THEM OUT OF SOCIETY, NOT PAT THEM ON THE BACK SAYING “AAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" — I MEAN GET THE FUCK REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE COMPLETE TRASH!!!!!!!! THEY AIN'T EVEN HUMAN!!!!!! THEY'RE JUST SCUMBAGS W/ THEIR SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE ———EXPECTING——— PEOPLE TO “FEEL BAD 4 THEM" YEAH — I NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!
Example:"She's a Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whore : YEAH!!!!! - KNOWS NOTHING BUT SAYS EVERYTHING BAD ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW!!!"
More of above answer: YO — DOGS NEED TO STAY OUTTA THE MOTHA FUCKIN' WAY!!! GO HIDE YOUR UGLY DAMNED FACE 'CUZ U WANNA TRY AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD AZ UR DUMB UGLY NAZTY AZZ LOOKS!!! HOS!!!! I DO LAUGH AT THEIR NAZTIER THAN SHIT AZZ- YEAH BUT ONLY SO MUCH BEFORE I WANNA KILL ONE!!!!! YO JUST DIE OUTTA SOCIETY — U TRASH AZZ SCUM!!!! GO DIE FROM YOUR STDS U FUCKING PROSTITUTE HOS!!!! SLA-SLA -SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLUT!!!!!!!!! WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?????!!!!!!! YEAH — I SAID IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND NOW U FUCKING USELESS AZZ HO DOG SKANKZ!!!!!!!!L.O.L.!!!!!!! PROUD TO B ME - SUUUUCKAAHHZZZ!!!!!!L.M.A.O. HOS!!!!!! HAG WHORE DIKES!!!!!! 'Z WHY U TALK SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME CUZ U R A DUMB AZZ LITERAL IN THE CLOSET DIKE!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER COME OUT THOUGH — U R TOO AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!! U'D RATHER TALK OCD SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME TO DEFEND HOW HOMOSEXUAL U AREN'T WHEN U ACTUALLY R LLLLOOOOOSSSEEERRRSS!!!!!!!YO DIE IN YOUR MISERY HOS!!!!!! JUST BITE THAT BULLET!!!!!!! U KNOW YOU WANT TO PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR ROTTEN DECAYING STD INFESTED MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER U BRATTY AZZ FUCKING RAT!!!!!NOBODY WANTS U HAG WHORE BIOTCH!!!KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!! NOBODY WILL MIZZ YOU FUGLY UGLAY NAZTY AZZ SKANKZ!!!!!L.M.A.O.!!!THE PATHETICISM IS REAL AND NOBODY NEEDS TO FEEL ANYTHING 4 U HAG WHORE HO RAGS!!!! L.M.A.O.!!!!
More of above answer: YO — DOGS NEED TO STAY OUTTA THE MOTHA FUCKIN' WAY!!! GO HIDE YOUR UGLY DAMNED FACE 'CUZ U WANNA TRY AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD AZ UR DUMB UGLY NAZTY AZZ LOOKS!!! HOS!!!! I DO LAUGH AT THEIR NAZTIER THAN SHIT AZZ- YEAH BUT ONLY SO MUCH BEFORE I WANNA KILL ONE!!!!! YO JUST DIE OUTTA SOCIETY — U TRASH AZZ SCUM!!!! GO DIE FROM YOUR STDS U FUCKING PROSTITUTE HOS!!!! SLA-SLA -SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLUT!!!!!!!!! WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?????!!!!!!! YEAH — I SAID IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND NOW U FUCKING USELESS AZZ HO DOG SKANKZ!!!!!!!!L.O.L.!!!!!!! PROUD TO B ME - SUUUUCKAAHHZZZ!!!!!!L.M.A.O. HOS!!!!!! HAG WHORE DIKES!!!!!! 'Z WHY U TALK SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME CUZ U R A DUMB AZZ LITERAL IN THE CLOSET DIKE!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER COME OUT THOUGH — U R TOO AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!! U'D RATHER TALK OCD SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME TO DEFEND HOW HOMOSEXUAL U AREN'T WHEN U ACTUALLY R LLLLOOOOOSSSEEERRRSS!!!!!!!YO DIE IN YOUR MISERY HOS!!!!!! JUST BITE THAT BULLET!!!!!!! U KNOW YOU WANT TO PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR ROTTEN DECAYING STD INFESTED MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER U BRATTY AZZ FUCKING RAT!!!!!NOBODY WANTS U HAG WHORE BIOTCH!!!KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!! NOBODY WILL MIZZ YOU FUGLY UGLAY NAZTY AZZ SKANKZ!!!!!L.M.A.O.!!!THE PATHETICISM IS REAL AND NOBODY NEEDS TO FEEL ANYTHING 4 U HAG WHORE HO RAGS!!!! L.M.A.O.!!!!
by This ain't PSUEDO!! May 6, 2022
Get the Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whoremug. ... what the freak are they talking about?
by uosghouhas March 7, 2017
Get the what the freak are they talking about?mug. thomas sharpe from crimson peak is one of tom hiddleston’s best characters please appreciate him and thanks for coming to my ted talk
by Linient May 31, 2018
Get the Thanks for coming to my TED talkmug. Smoke marijuana. This is in reference to the reggae star Bob Marley, who smoked the ganja continuously.
Joe is a cool dude. Do you know if he "talks to Bob".
Yes he does. I've smoked a joint with him many times.
Yes he does. I've smoked a joint with him many times.
by Chunky C January 17, 2008
Get the talks to Bobmug. by rubberknife January 23, 2017
Get the talking to ralphmug. when your voice cracks while you are talking or singing it can also mean you are on a lot of crack and everyone knows
your singing is horrible did you just crack talk or is that just your voice.
jimmy i know your on crack stop crack talking.
jimmy i know your on crack stop crack talking.
by crack it up February 17, 2017
Get the crack talkingmug.