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trouble talk

Woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. Basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death "threats," blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even Snapchat, etc.
Wife: "You're a piece of shit, screw you."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
by Serval.Sychotic! December 3, 2014
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Real Talk

This is a REAL TALK situation. When I say it's real TALK, I mean we talkin REAL ya hear?? We be stayin up REAL late, dishin out this TALKIN situation ya hear??? when we TALK, it's gonna be REAL so you best be talkin it right do you know what I am saying to you?
"We were havin a conversation and then he just started dishin out the real talk."
"Damn, I bet you were stayin up real late."
by Fyrekit December 22, 2014
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Open source talking

Talking out loud to yourself not because of insanity but to leave the conversation open for anyone to join to whatever degree.
I was open source talking at the strip club about sandwiches and next thing I knew...(she joins and redirects the conversation here).
by Bauldrdash Thunderballs February 5, 2015
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dont talk smack

Daiiquon- dat bish ugly af , like oh my lord but her weave poppin doe.

Bonquiqui- dont talk smack about my

bestfriend.

Daiiquon- ....
by xD_xD_xD_xD_ March 30, 2015
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Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
by Guessimist September 10, 2015
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Talk tease

A person who frequently butt dials the same person.
My girlfriend butt dials me at least twice a day, she's such a talk tease.
by MightyRiver December 21, 2016
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